<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Zoo on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/zoo/</link><description>Recent content in Zoo on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2025 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/zoo/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Zoo Volunteer</title><link>/stories/2025/12/20/the-zoo-volunteer/</link><pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2025 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2025/12/20/the-zoo-volunteer/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Thanks for volunteering!&amp;rdquo; Sheila smiled cheerfully, swinging her legs playfully from the desk in the office.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Of course.&amp;rdquo; I offered. No better way to spend a Saturday evening than at the zoo with my crush, I didn&amp;rsquo;t say aloud.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Any questions with the volunteer forms?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Um, no, there sure were a lot of them though.&amp;rdquo; I added, rubbing my hand sore from signing. &amp;ldquo;Why do you need to know how much I weigh?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>