<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Zippper on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/zippper/</link><description>Recent content in Zippper on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/zippper/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Zipper</title><link>/stories/2008/01/07/the-zipper/</link><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2008/01/07/the-zipper/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;My wife is kinky, at least to a certain degree, me on the other hand, I’m vanilla through and through.   Just point me to the hole and I insert Tab P into Slot V, that simple.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My wife and I agree on most things, except when it comes to sex.  She insists on black and latex while I settle for something simple. The reason being my wife and I are inventors…entrepreneurs.  She in fetish clothing, I in manufactured inventions that benefit humanity in some way.  She teases me sometimes saying I’m a toy-maker, but hey…it pays the bills.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>