/tags/workout/Recent content in Workout on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usMon, 23 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2012/01/23/the-horse-walker/Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2012/01/23/the-horse-walker/<p>They are called horse walkers – the merry-go-round looking piece of equipment you see in corrals at various ranches that are used to give equine some exercise. This one has 6 arms for 6 horses. Perhaps someday I will have all the slots filled.</p> <p>But more sinister scenarios are afoot for my machinery. It is time to exercise the ladies. First I bring out Laura. She is blonde, tan and lean, and I intend to keep her that way. I lead her out of the barn and into the morning sun. She is wearing the standard exercise uniform for my ranch: a red bikini bra top, short denim shorts, and black cowboy boots. Her hands are bound in front of her with a thin leather strap, and she is wearing a 2” metal ring gag with a black leather strap holding it in place in her mouth.</p>