<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Taped on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/taped/</link><description>Recent content in Taped on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 06 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/taped/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Strongbox</title><link>/stories/2006/05/06/the-strongbox/</link><pubDate>Sat, 06 May 2006 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2006/05/06/the-strongbox/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;You want velly strong box radies?&amp;rdquo; The wizzen old Chinese man said the Anne and Stacey, two policewomen. They had wandered into the old curiosity shop and were looking round. They turned and saw the old man looking at them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Pardon?&amp;rdquo; Anne asked.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;I saw you looking at large strongbox. You seemed to take a long time looking at it! Velly strong. It came from foreign embassy. Cannot tell you which one. Made of Tungsten. Velly strong. Hold small elephant.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>