/tags/sunscreen/Recent content in Sunscreen on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usSat, 08 Sep 2018 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2018/09/08/free-boy-toy/Sat, 08 Sep 2018 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2018/09/08/free-boy-toy/<p>“Hey there, Boy. Why are you staring at me, drooling?”</p> <p>Speaking face to face with a six-foot blonde bikini clad supermodel with D-Cup breasts was not how I saw this trip going.</p> <p><em>“The jackal clamps down on its prey’s neck. From there it is only a matter of applying pressure to end its life …”</em></p> <p>I forced the pillow over my head, but it did no good. How could you block out the sound of a full room home theater sound system at full blast? To make matters worse the den in which it was held was separated from my guest room by nothing more than a thin floor. I rolled over and looked at the alarm clock.</p>