<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Slap on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/slap/</link><description>Recent content in Slap on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 20:13:46 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/slap/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Game</title><link>/stories/2019/06/18/the-game/</link><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2019/06/18/the-game/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Giga sat at their booth with her back to the door of a little Italian place near downtown. It was one of their favorite places to go and it seemed like the right place to have a nice civil discussion about things that were going on between them. Mistakes were made. By everyone. And it would take some work but they were going to get through it. They always did.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>We Always Get One</title><link>/stories/2019/06/18/we-always-get-one/</link><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2019/06/18/we-always-get-one/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;We always get one you know. This one stood at the back of the room looking across at me and had that distant look on her face. I meant to say that she was different from the others on the tour. But they always had the same sort of look. The place was atmospheric I agree; but you have to wonder.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The tour started at the reception. The big steel door closed with a loud echoing bang. The heels of their shoes clicked and snicked as they walked on the tiled floor to the first cell block. I began my patter surveying the crowd. This one was middle-aged and very attractive, on her own, and standing at the back.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Bad Day at the Office</title><link>/stories/1/01/01/bad-day-at-the-office/</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/1/01/01/bad-day-at-the-office/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;(story continues from &lt;a href="baddayattheoffice.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bad Day at the Office&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chapter Two: The Situation Deteriorates&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kirsty and Ruth were pulled inside the derelict building by the ropes, encircling their upper bodies, enthusiastically by the two goons on the other ends.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Come on you Cop Bitch !&amp;rdquo; Snarled the thug tugging at a reluctant Kirsty who was trying to fight the incessant tugging on the thick cords. &amp;ldquo;I have a little something to give you later you slut !&amp;rdquo; the man warned ominously, obviously referring to the knee in the nuts the thug had suffered earlier at the hands of the Policewoman and the almost certain retaliation.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Tales From The Psych Ward 1: Of One Mind</title><link>/stories/1/01/01/tales-from-the-psych-ward-1-of-one-mind/</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/1/01/01/tales-from-the-psych-ward-1-of-one-mind/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Part 1: &amp;ldquo;Of One Mind&amp;rdquo;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
It&amp;rsquo;s so nice to be insane
No one asks you to explain
Radio by your side, Angie Baby&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Angie Baby, you&amp;rsquo;re a special lady
Living in a world of make-believe
Well, maybe&amp;hellip;
Well, maybe&amp;hellip;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From the song &amp;ldquo;Angie Baby&amp;rdquo; written by Alan O&amp;rsquo;Day and sung by Helen Reddy in 1974&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>