<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Selfies on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/selfies/</link><description>Recent content in Selfies on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2016 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/selfies/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Thing</title><link>/stories/2016/09/08/the-thing/</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2016 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2016/09/08/the-thing/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;You&amp;rsquo;re late. Again.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Giselle smiled sheepishly. &amp;ldquo;I know,&amp;rdquo; she said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Byron frowned. &amp;ldquo;I thought you were going to leave early this time.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;I did,&amp;rdquo; Giselle told him. &amp;ldquo;But, well, I guess I got a bit distracted on the way here.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;I can imagine. How many selfies did you take on the way here?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Only a couple.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Byron held out his hand. &amp;ldquo;Phone.&amp;rdquo; Silently, Giselle handed her phone to him, watching as he checked her image gallery. &amp;lsquo;Nineteen,&amp;quot; he finally said, glancing up at her. &amp;ldquo;Giselle, it&amp;rsquo;s a six block walk, and you took nineteen selfies?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>