<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Scrub on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/scrub/</link><description>Recent content in Scrub on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 20:13:46 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/scrub/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Trip To The Chocolate Factory</title><link>/stories/2017/05/04/trip-to-the-chocolate-factory/</link><pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2017/05/04/trip-to-the-chocolate-factory/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;After winning some tickets online, you were on a tour, with a couple of other people, going around a huge chocolate factory that was fully automated, even the robot tour guide that was now leading you past a large glass window looking down on the factory floor and you can see all the conveyors and tanks and machines, it looked like something out of HOP and you also notice an unlocked door next to the window and this tour was far too boring.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>The Laundromat</title><link>/stories/2017/02/09/the-laundromat/</link><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2017/02/09/the-laundromat/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Laundromat&lt;/strong&gt; - featuring brushslut
Pulling up outside her local laundromat, Catherine hoped out of her car and retrieved a basket full of dirty laundry.
&amp;ldquo;Typical of the washer to break down when i need it the most&amp;rdquo; you grumble to yourself.
Pushing open the door with your back, you enter into a small room, with what looked like the baggage collection out of an airport, but it was entirely automated, no one in sight, as you walk up to one of the conveyors, dumping all your clothes onto it as its weighed, a robotic voice announces the price &amp;quot; that will be £20.55&amp;quot;.
Pulling out your touch-less credit card you wave it in front of the scanner as a robot arm places a sticker on each piece of clothing before its whisked away through some plastic strips and into another room.
The stickers had a barcode on it to keep track of all the clothing and know who&amp;rsquo;s it was.
As you go to put your card away a guy carrying a large load of laundry, so much he couldn&amp;rsquo;t see where he was going as he bumped into you sending you onto the conveyor belt.
&amp;ldquo;That will be £50.20&amp;rdquo;
as your card now ended up flying through the air before coming back down landing right on the scanner.
Now you&amp;rsquo;re grabbed by the robot arms as they stick a sticker right on your mouth, shutting you up as they also stick the rest of your clothing.
Before you or the guy had time to react you were already on your way along the conveyor at lightning speed through the plastic strips,
struggling and wiggleing but unable to do or say anything as the conveyor belt pulls her along at such a rapid pace.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Don't Piss-Off the Engineers</title><link>/stories/2016/05/02/dont-piss-off-the-engineers/</link><pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2016 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2016/05/02/dont-piss-off-the-engineers/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Friday – Project Meeting&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Boss is not happy with progress of the new features of their “Home of the Future – Self-Cleaning Shower.” The system keeps stalling during the cleaning process.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“If this is not in working order by Monday, some of you will be looking for new jobs!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Several of the engineers try to refute there is a problem with the Shower Stall, but they are shut-down by the Boss.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Maintenance At The Laundry Factory</title><link>/stories/1/01/01/maintenance-at-the-laundry-factory/</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/1/01/01/maintenance-at-the-laundry-factory/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Well the bank Holiday was over, back to work you go.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You&amp;rsquo;re part of the maintenance team tasked with restarting a huge laundry factory.
The factory washes all the linen for all the hotels in the state.
And as a result constantly needed maintenance every bank oliday.
You are one of very few people that worked here.
The factory was practically fully automatic besides maintenance and delivering and shipping the laundry.
You and your colleagues were just finishing up in the control booth.
A tall man named Steven was working away at one of the control panels.
&amp;ldquo;Ok just need to wait another 3 minutes and everything should be back up and running.&amp;rdquo; said Steven.
&amp;ldquo;Do me a favour and go put the kettle on ready for our break.&amp;rdquo; he called to you.
You did as he asked, also wanting a cup of tea at breaktime.
As you&amp;rsquo;re walking along the catwalk out of the booth, you don&amp;rsquo;t notice that the cleaner had spilt some soapy water on the catwalk right where it bared left around a corner.
&amp;lsquo;Click clack click clack slip ooofff&amp;rsquo;
As you walked along you went to round the corner and slipped over, sliding on your backside.
Straight underneath the handrail and landing in one of the hoppers where the laundry is dumped in off the trucks.
Luckily for you the hopper was partly full of linen already.
However the reason for it being partly full was because a truck had just pulled in and was now dumping its load straight into the hopper.
And you are now buried under the dirty covers and blankets.
Meanwhile in the control room, &amp;ldquo;Righty ho last 10 seconds and we&amp;rsquo;re good to go!&amp;rdquo;
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Suddenly you feel yourself jerked forward, the hopper is moving along a track over to the specific wash area.
As you fumble around trying to dig yourself out of the linen, you only manage dig yourself to the bottom of the pile, whilst also getting yourself more tangled up.
As the hopper rolls up above one of the many automated sorting systems, you hear a loud clang as it&amp;rsquo;s held in place by magnets.
Suddenly the bottom of the hopper drops out from underneath you, as you and the laundry tumble onto a large wide conveyor belt, as it begins to move forward.
As soon as the laundry hit the belt, multiple robotic arms were whizzing over them, sorting all the laundry into various smaller shoots.
As one of the arms grabs your legs, lifting you up more quickly to pull off the laundry you&amp;rsquo;re tangled in, but then they also pull off all of your clothes, throwing them down different shoots.
Once you had been stripped naked. you are dropped head first down a shoot labeled &amp;ldquo;single bed sheets&amp;rdquo;
You land head first into a giant bubbling vat of laundry detergent and other bed sheets.
As you pop up for a gasp of air, you see that it isn&amp;rsquo;t just the vat you&amp;rsquo;ve got to worry about. Now being lowered into the vat, was what could only be described as a giant wash board.
Not only that but it had two drum brushes just as big. They looked like they belonged in a car wash let alone a laundry.
Now more arms dropped down into the water, fishing out piece after piece of laundry dropping them on the wobbly wash board, as they were rubbed and brushed into a soapy pile.
Suddenly one of the arms plucks you out, dropping you down onto the wash board right as the drum brushes were on the way up.
You are caughtt between them, bumpy aluminium on your back and drum brushes on your front, as they went from the bottom of your feet to the top of your head, making sure to scrub everything in between.
After being scrubbed all over by the brushes, you are dropped onto another conveyor, and pulled forward under a small camera above the conveyor.
Up ahead you can see an arm grabbing random bits of laundry and dropping them onto tables of to the sides of the belt. But oddly enough the arm was only grabbing certain ones.
Then one of the sheets in front of you was grabbed and you could see it had a big splash of red wine staining the front of it.
Then the arm reaches down grabbing you by the arm and dropping you front side up on the table.
No sooner than you were on the table, a shower head above you dropped down just above your neather regions -
Squirt! Splat!
The shower head had just sprayed your neathers with a huge dollop of stain remover.
Now it popped back up to the ceiling and a large rotary brush popped up from the side, spun up to speed and quickly began scrubbing your neathers with its soft nylon bristles.
The brush continued to scrub away at your niethers, bring you closer and closer to the edge, the stain remover now becoming a thick bubbly froth.
But just as you&amp;rsquo;re about to cum, the brush lifts up and disappears back where it came from.
The shower head drops back down rinsing you off with a bit of water. Mostly to get rid of the frothing bubbles, now your dropped back onto the belt.
You&amp;rsquo;re whisked forward and dropped into another vat, this time filled with water wit a large agitator in the middle.
It sloshes you and the other sheets around rinsing you off, before you see a big barrel is dumped over the side of the vat into the water, you see it&amp;rsquo;s dumping fabric softener into the vat with you.
The agitator making light work mixing the softener furiously into the vat. As your sloshed around for another few minutes, before more arm&amp;rsquo;s reach in and fish you out along with the rest of the laundry as they drop you onto another belt.
The belt now ran through a drying chamber where you&amp;rsquo;re blown from all angles by giant heated fans. By the time you reached the end you were bone dry and your hair was a complete mess.
The conveyor continued for a bit longer before more arms reached down and placed the laundry into a large clam shell press.
But this wasn&amp;rsquo;t no ordinary press, this one was designed to both iron out any wrinkles and to also seal the pressed laundry into a plastic bag ready for shipping.
As you are picked up and spread out on the clamshell, you&amp;rsquo;re quickly squeezed between the two parts as you are sprayed with steam.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Not Maid For Cleaning</title><link>/stories/1/01/01/not-maid-for-cleaning/</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/1/01/01/not-maid-for-cleaning/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Catherine was hard at work and busy as always, it was hard work keeping the manor house of Mr Lang tidy, with several black Labradors constantly running around there was always pet hair to clean up, and nothing but perfection would satisfy Mr Lang&amp;rsquo;s obsession with cleanliness.
&amp;ldquo;CATHERINE!&amp;rdquo; yelled Mr Lang, his booming voice emanating from the study. 
Quickly Catherine put down her dustpan and brush, lifting up the skirt of her maid uniform slightly and dashing into the room.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>