<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Sawn on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/sawn/</link><description>Recent content in Sawn on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2018 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/sawn/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Julie Becomes a Magician's Assistant</title><link>/stories/2018/08/31/julie-becomes-a-magicians-assistant/</link><pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2018/08/31/julie-becomes-a-magicians-assistant/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;It all began with an advert in the personals column of the
local newspaper. It read, &amp;ldquo;Magician&amp;rsquo;s assistant&amp;rsquo;s wanted. No
experience necessary. Must be out-going. Auditions 8pm Wednesday,
warehouse 12b Lincoln Road.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I decided to go for several reasons; some of them being; a
possible job, and glamorous at that, had to be better than
turning up at the unemployment office each fortnight and it might
get me out of this dreary town.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>