<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Satyr on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/satyr/</link><description>Recent content in Satyr on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2014 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/satyr/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Satyr Day Nights Fever</title><link>/stories/2014/07/18/satyr-day-nights-fever/</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2014 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2014/07/18/satyr-day-nights-fever/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;My name is Peter. I have got a confession to make. I am the world greatest lover.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am also a satyr. And no, I am not gay.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was born in New York. Worked for the city. I was on a clean-up crew after the towers fell and found this old brass bottle. It was twisted up good but some how it had not been squashed flat like everything else I had seen. It was not bigger than my hand so I stuffed it in my pocket with no one the wiser.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>