<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Ratchetstraps on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/ratchetstraps/</link><description>Recent content in Ratchetstraps on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/ratchetstraps/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>A Weekend in Bed</title><link>/stories/2010/03/11/a-weekend-in-bed/</link><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2010/03/11/a-weekend-in-bed/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;My girlfriend refused to have sex with me; I think it was a religious matter, which was unfortunate considering her appearance and intelligence.  So I decided to push the issue with some self-bondage, leaving myself open and helpless for her to play with.  (She lives across the hall from me in a condo building; we each have keys to the other&amp;rsquo;s door.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I bought some clothesline and tied a length to three of the corners of the bed; only the one at my right hand was loose.  Then I stripped naked, went to the bathroom (including an enema) and then laid on the bed.   I wrapped a rope around each ankle and pulled them as tightly as I could before knotting them.  Then the same for my left hand.  For my right hand, I had made a loose knot and tied a brick to the end of the rope.  Since I was expecting her to come in within the hour - - we had a date each day to watch Wheel of Fortune - - I decided to add a ball gag.  After I pulled a sheet over me, I made a loose knot and then dropped the brick through the hole.  When it hit the floor, it pulled the knot tight.  Now there was no way out except from Susan&amp;rsquo;s good graces.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>