/tags/pooltable/Recent content in Pooltable on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usWed, 20 Dec 2017 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2017/12/20/hustled/Wed, 20 Dec 2017 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2017/12/20/hustled/<p>“Any plans for the big day?” his girlfriend asked.</p> <p>“I don’t know,” Ted answered, “the guys wouldn’t say.”</p> <p>“Oh, that’s reassuring.”</p> <p>“It won’t be that bad.”</p> <p>“Jeff’s still getting glitter out of his ass.”</p> <p>Ted tried not to but he had to snicker at the memory.</p> <p>“Stop,” Maddison said slapping his shoulder.</p> <p>She was having trouble keeping a straight face too, though.</p> <p>“I’m the last guy in the group to turn 21. We’re probably just going to go around hitting bars and getting wasted. Maybe even chocolate wasted.”</p>