<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Official on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/official/</link><description>Recent content in Official on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/official/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>What not to do in the Woods</title><link>/stories/2011/11/19/what-not-to-do-in-the-woods/</link><pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2011/11/19/what-not-to-do-in-the-woods/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;I was hiking in the forrest two years ago during a heat wave that kept most sane people inside in their air conditioned houses. The places I went were at least shady, and I was confident I would be alone during the week when I had off with my odd work shift of two rotating days off in a row. I got an early start and walked in after parking my car in the empty lot, it was always empty when it was this hot! I usually strip out of my clothes once onto one of the many trails and assured I&amp;rsquo;m alone. I have found that if I hike in at least a mile from the trail head there are no candy wrappers or other evidence of human activity and I feel safe to strip off. That day though I was out of my clothes while almost in sight of the parking lot and carrying them in my bag!&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>