<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Mucus on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/mucus/</link><description>Recent content in Mucus on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2014 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/mucus/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Plant That Walks</title><link>/stories/2014/09/18/the-plant-that-walks/</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2014 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2014/09/18/the-plant-that-walks/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Deep in space, on the planet Rakmo&amp;hellip;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;What are you chuckling at?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Look at me. Wrists bound, hanging naked from a crane.
I am hanging over the gaping maw of a giant carnivorous lizard.
I am the spitting image of a 60&amp;rsquo;s man’s pulp magazine cover.
I apologize, but the image makes me laugh.
Now when are you going to feed me to this monster?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;The Monster is called &amp;ldquo;The Plant That Walks&amp;rdquo; and this
is for science and science can&amp;rsquo;t be rushed.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>