<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Kennels on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/kennels/</link><description>Recent content in Kennels on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2018 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/kennels/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Pampered Pet</title><link>/stories/2018/04/11/pampered-pet/</link><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2018/04/11/pampered-pet/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Do not use without the author’s permission.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Um, this is highly unusual, sir.  Here at The Pampered Pet we only do pets.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“But she &lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt; a pet.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The middle-aged owner felt a little queasy as she looked down at the woman crammed into the pet carrier.  The caged and naked woman couldn’t speak due to the leather muzzle, so she looked up at the owner with, well, puppydog eyes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Oookay,” said the owner nervously.  “I &lt;em&gt;guess&lt;/em&gt; we can accommodate her . . .”&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>