<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Infantised on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/infantised/</link><description>Recent content in Infantised on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/infantised/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>What's Going to Happen to Baby Jane?</title><link>/stories/2009/06/17/whats-going-to-happen-to-baby-jane/</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2009/06/17/whats-going-to-happen-to-baby-jane/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Summary: Jane gets a job in a nursery, but her unstable co-worker runs her through the automated infant care system.
(Part of a series of cartoon-themed stories written for a real-life couple. - J.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jane had expected that her new job at the nursery would be a lot of work, but it was turning out extremely easy. A state-of-the-art automated system did all of the menial chores of tending to the babies&amp;rsquo; needs: the days of changing diapers, washing and feeding were over, and all she had to do was monitor the nursery and make sure that everything was functioning normally.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>