Idol on Gromet's Plaza Archive/tags/idol/Recent content in Idol on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usMon, 21 Jan 2019 00:00:00 +0000All Sales are Final/stories/2019/01/21/all-sales-are-final/Mon, 21 Jan 2019 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2019/01/21/all-sales-are-final/<p>“Lick my boots you pathetic little worm!”</p> <p>“Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!”</p> <p>My face was burning as I fumbled with the remote. Why the hell did I think it was a good idea to watch porn on my living room TV – in an apartment with thin walls! How the fucking hell did the volume get so high?! Better question: why don’t these new smart TVs have buttons on the side? The remote was clearly not working.</p>