<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Haunt on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/haunt/</link><description>Recent content in Haunt on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/haunt/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>For the Love of June</title><link>/stories/2011/12/11/for-the-love-of-june/</link><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2011/12/11/for-the-love-of-june/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;But why? What did I do?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Listen, June, it&amp;rsquo;s not you, it&amp;rsquo;s me.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;June burst into tears.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Bullshit! Tell me the truth!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because you&amp;rsquo;ve turned into a regular porker.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;June &amp;hellip; it&amp;rsquo;s just not working out.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Three years and suddenly it&amp;rsquo;s not working out?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I had nothing, just waved my hand, shrugged. I turned and walked toward the door.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Fine,&amp;rdquo; she said through wracking sobs. &amp;ldquo;Fine, but if I can&amp;rsquo;t have you, nobody else will - ever!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>