<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Gynochair on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/gynochair/</link><description>Recent content in Gynochair on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/gynochair/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Doctor Is In</title><link>/stories/2022/08/21/the-doctor-is-in/</link><pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2022/08/21/the-doctor-is-in/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;“Well, good afternoon Mrs. Blades, how have you been?” office manager Marjorie Hastings sheepishly asked .&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Not too fucking good, I need to speak with my husband, NOW!” responded Dr. Harold Blades&amp;rsquo; wife in an angry voice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“At the moment he’s on a conference call and will probably be a while. It would probably be a good idea for you to come back in about an hour.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rita Blades glanced down at the phone on the office manager’s deck noticing no outside phone lines were lit. Rita Blades quickly locked the office door and pulled a small caliber gun.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Institute for Complete Rubber Immersion</title><link>/stories/2020/11/18/institute-for-complete-rubber-immersion/</link><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2020/11/18/institute-for-complete-rubber-immersion/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Continues from &lt;a href="institute_for_complete_rubber_immersion8.html"&gt;chapter eighteen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3 id="19"&gt;19&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night would stay this courier from the swift completion of her appointed rounds. I think I was more motivated by the hope of finally being with Chauffeuse than the fear of suffocating to death as a giant orange monster trapped in its own thick rubber skin. The pushcart glided smoothly and I was soon easing it into the elevator. As long as I didn&amp;rsquo;t make any abrupt turns or stops I felt confident the load would remain stable. As I pressed &amp;lsquo;10&amp;rsquo; my heart fluttered, what was only yesterday seemed so long ago and I looked forward to the re-materialization of the alien goddess.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Institute for Complete Rubber Immersion</title><link>/stories/2020/10/14/institute-for-complete-rubber-immersion/</link><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2020/10/14/institute-for-complete-rubber-immersion/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Continues from &lt;a href="institute_for_complete_rubber_immersion7.html"&gt;chapter sixteen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3 id="17"&gt;17&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I eased myself down onto the pushcart and tried to get comfortable. Surprisingly its design allowed my humpback to pass through two posts which supported me behind the shoulders and I was quite pleased with the result. I gazed into the garage trying unsuccessfully to discern exactly where the entrance was. Using one of my large orange feet I propelled my lounger closer to the precipice, stopping cautiously about a foot away. Now I was able to see the steep sloping drive that descends from street-level. I waited and watched.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>The Rubber Lab</title><link>/stories/2017/04/02/the-rubber-lab/</link><pubDate>Sun, 02 Apr 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2017/04/02/the-rubber-lab/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;This is the journal of a young man named Micah who volunteered for a clinical study that changed his life for good. He never expected to be subjected to such depraved, twisted, and bizarre practices when he went to The Rubber Lab.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Day 1 - The Ad&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The ad read:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Healthy male volunteers needed for 28-day inpatient study. Qualified participants will be compensated up to $20,000, and is free of all federal and state taxes. Participants can&amp;rsquo;t have a latex allergy. Must inquire within. Mention study 1028”&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>