<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Funnel on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/funnel/</link><description>Recent content in Funnel on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2018 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/funnel/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Living Statue</title><link>/stories/2018/12/09/the-living-statue/</link><pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2018/12/09/the-living-statue/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Malcolm came on stage at the beginning of the show and welcomed the audience and reminded them that this was going to be an adult show with adult content. He then went on to comment that the stage seemed a bit bare as there was just a plain back drop and no other scenery; to which end he invited a volunteer from the audience to help him magically decorate the stage.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>