<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Funeral on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/funeral/</link><description>Recent content in Funeral on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 20:13:46 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/funeral/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Dearly Departed</title><link>/stories/2013/06/27/dearly-departed/</link><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2013/06/27/dearly-departed/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Denise checked her watch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Shit!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No way was she going to make ten blocks in ten minutes. She crossed the street, dodging traffic, and climbed into a cab parked outside the Marriott.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;508 Pecan,&amp;rdquo; she told the driver.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Still the ride took fifteen minutes, but she breathed a sigh of relief when she saw another cab at the curb and Lisa stepping out. Lisa was Anderson&amp;rsquo;s go-to gal so if she was late how much trouble could there be?&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Batgirl - The Return 2: Funerals and Wills</title><link>/stories/1/01/01/batgirl-the-return-2-funerals-and-wills/</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/1/01/01/batgirl-the-return-2-funerals-and-wills/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;(story continues from &lt;a href="batgirl_return.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Batgirl - The Return 1: Back at it&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)_&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Part 2: Funerals and Wills&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;All of Gotham’s richest and finest, and those hoping to be, were in attendance, and all doing their best to look spectacular in mourning wear, which a few of them did spectacularly. Though most of those who ringed the freshly dug grave site despised Bartholomew ‘Bad-Worth Bart’ Wentworth, they still came out in droves for the cameras and press that covered the funeral. Hundreds were there, outwardly looking sad, but many gleeful that the despicable business leader was finally as cold and lifeless as most thought his heart really was and about to be planted, his remaining mark in life a large, cold granite marker.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>