<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>FF-Mmff on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/ff-mmff/</link><description>Recent content in FF-Mmff on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/ff-mmff/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Rubber Retirement</title><link>/stories/2007/02/22/rubber-retirement/</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2007/02/22/rubber-retirement/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;I had been with the same company in Cleveland for 37 years when they offered me early retirement.  I was only 56 years old, but I took it.  After all, being single and having led a simple life, I had saved up more than a million dollars.
More importantly, I wanted to have more time for myself.  You see, I am a rubber fetishist.  While I was working, the only thing I lived for was the evening and weekends, when I could be in my house and don my rubber garments.  Over the years I had acquired more than 300 of them.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>