/tags/dispose/Recent content in Dispose on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usSat, 19 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2022/11/19/reincarnation-the-life-and-times-of-a-trash-bag/Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2022/11/19/reincarnation-the-life-and-times-of-a-trash-bag/<h3 id="reincarnation---the-life-and-times-of-a-trash-bag">Reincarnation - The Life and Times of a Trash Bag</h3> <p>You open your eyes following passing away. You see a mysterious ethereal creature reminiscent of a human standing before you. The being speaks to you in a low-pitched booming voice, “Human, you died just now, and this is the afterlife. Unlike what you believed, reincarnation is real. However, we are short on bodies to reincarnate you into, so this will be brief. Due to the lack of bodies on earth which are not currently occupied by souls, including animals, you will need to be reincarnated into a non-living item. At this time, we can only go by what’s available, so we bid you good luck on whatever item your soul inhabits. You will have a consciousness, albeit with limitations. Good luck and live a fruitful life.”</p>