<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Cooked on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/cooked/</link><description>Recent content in Cooked on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 20:13:47 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/cooked/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Market</title><link>/stories/2014/12/17/the-market/</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2014 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2014/12/17/the-market/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;He was captured. The net he didn’t see had entangled him and now the riders were coming up fast on horses. They were huge by his standards as well as the women that rode them. He had made the mistake of stepping through the portal to this planet only to find to his horror that it was already inhabited. And what inhabitants. They were 10 feet tall on average and all females as far as he had seen. He began running after the first day when he saw the first hunt. Men like him were caught and thrown on the backs of those huge horses, carried away to who knows where.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Breast Implants</title><link>/stories/2014/09/18/breast-implants/</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2014 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2014/09/18/breast-implants/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;The women were sitting in the back yard chatting. Sandra a vivacious blonde was discussing breast implants with her friend Cathy. Cathy was a tall, somewhat thin brunette who now sported full large breasts and wore the tight clothes to show them off.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Those look great Cathy,” Sandra observed, eyeing her friend’s new acquisitions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Umm,” Cathy responded pushing her breasts up with her hands, accentuating their round fullness. She laughed. “The only problem is feeding them.” She said, sighing.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Jacuzzi Gourmet Club</title><link>/stories/2013/11/27/jacuzzi-gourmet-club/</link><pubDate>Wed, 27 Nov 2013 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2013/11/27/jacuzzi-gourmet-club/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Has everyone has been invited to the party?&amp;rdquo;, asked Ellen, a lovely blond girl with a stunning figure and long legs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Not everyone my darling&amp;rdquo;, replied Jeff, as he smiled at her. Jeff could not believe his luck that such a beautiful creature would even look at him, let alone agree to go out with him. Mind you Jeff was better looking then the average guy, dark curly hair slim figure and latent muscles.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>The Gourmet Club - Pete's Story</title><link>/stories/2010/01/26/the-gourmet-club-petes-story/</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2010/01/26/the-gourmet-club-petes-story/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;series continued from &lt;a href="gourmet_club2.html"&gt;part 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Gourmet Club - Pete&amp;rsquo;s Story&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pete was a good looking, healthy man. However that didn&amp;rsquo;t help him at all. Not in getting a steady job, a girlfriend or just getting laid. The only thing he did have was a place to live and even that he had to pay by the week. He even once entered a business that advertised Tarot Readings. The medium did a three card spread and told him that soon he would find the way to serve a lot of people.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>The Gourmet Club - Carol's Parents</title><link>/stories/2010/01/19/the-gourmet-club-carols-parents/</link><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2010/01/19/the-gourmet-club-carols-parents/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;(story continues from &lt;a href="gourmet_club.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Gourmet Club&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Gourmet Club - Carol&amp;rsquo;s Parents&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Carol and Kerry Ann worked well together. Carol&amp;rsquo;s cooking had improved during the two months after she started working for the Gourmet Club. Kerry Ann would give her the best cuts of meat for the Club. When Carol received the cuts she would improvise on a recipe she knew or she would make one up to fit the cut or social event at the club.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Woodies First Dinner</title><link>/stories/2006/04/28/woodies-first-dinner/</link><pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2006/04/28/woodies-first-dinner/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;I still remember the moment very
clearly. We had just finished entertaining one of
my boyfriends work mates (lets call him Bill) over a few beers and a game of the
footy on the Tele. It had been a great afternoon, my fella
has quite a few interesting friends, and I really liked this guy too. Actually, we’d gotten to know him very
well ever since the day we had met, he was the guy who had arrested me the day
&amp;lsquo;I got burnt at the stake&amp;rsquo;, and I always suspected that he was pretty well willing
to try absurd or far out things.
Little did I know then how far he would
go to help a friend, or how well he would really get to know me.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Woodies First Dinner</title><link>/stories/2006/04/28/woodies-first-dinner/</link><pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2006/04/28/woodies-first-dinner/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;I still remember the moment very
clearly. We had just finished entertaining one of
my boyfriends work mates (lets call him Bill) over a few beers and a game of the
footy on the Tele. It had been a great afternoon, my fella
has quite a few interesting friends, and I really liked this guy too. Actually, we’d gotten to know him very
well ever since the day we had met, he was the guy who had arrested me the day
&amp;lsquo;I got burnt at the stake&amp;rsquo;, and I always suspected that he was pretty well willing
to try absurd or far out things.
Little did I know then how far he would
go to help a friend, or how well he would really get to know me.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>The Gourmet Club</title><link>/stories/1/01/01/the-gourmet-club/</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/1/01/01/the-gourmet-club/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;It had been six months since Kerry Ann and Carol had Paul for dinner. They had talked about the butcher business and that Kerry Ann was thinking about acquiring a partner.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One of Kerry Ann&amp;rsquo;s customers had a job of building outdoor ovens. In payment for several future dinners, James built her a oven the largest oven in his career. The front door even had a window in it so at a party people could watch the long pig being roasted.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>