On the first day of Christmas...

Sun, 27 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000

On the first day of Christmas my husband made of me a gift ’neath the Christmas tree.

“Any time tonight.”

I jabbed the intercom button. “Coming.”

I checked myself in the bathroom mirror.

Elf slut, definitely elf slut.

I’m wearing red, spike heel ankle booties, red stockings topped with white fur, a green miniskirt so short I can see my candy cane panties, a green midi top, a jaunty Santa cap, and elf ears, pointy elf ears.

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On the first day of Christmas...