<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Barrel on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/tags/barrel/</link><description>Recent content in Barrel on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 20:13:46 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/tags/barrel/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Tickle Barrel</title><link>/stories/2019/03/08/the-tickle-barrel/</link><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2019 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2019/03/08/the-tickle-barrel/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;With her sentence passed and confirmed, they sent Elarra Onga’s-Daughter at once to the Chamber of the Barrel. Her only guard was a goblin, a scrawny fellow who even a flighty princess could have overcome – if she were a human or elven princess. But Elarra was a goblin woman herself. Green-skinned, with big purple eyes and long mobile ears, she stood even shorter than guard-goblin Glum. Furthermore, she had her wrists bound behind her, and was nude beneath her prisoner’s poncho of undyed cloth. And then there was Master Lutz.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Sara's Mannequin Suit 5: In a Barrel</title><link>/stories/2016/09/03/saras-mannequin-suit-5-in-a-barrel/</link><pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2016 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2016/09/03/saras-mannequin-suit-5-in-a-barrel/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="sarasmannequinsuit4.html"&gt;story continues from part four&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chapter 5: In a Barrel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Angie sat up in bed, she was sure she heard it this time.  She switched the lamp on and searched around the house for probably the third time that night.  As before there was nothing there.  &amp;ldquo;This is getting ridiculous, I can&amp;rsquo;t live this way,&amp;rdquo; Angie sighed.  She wore a short nightgown damp with her own sweat.  &amp;ldquo;I&amp;rsquo;ve been jumpy for two weeks now expecting them to grab me at any second.  I&amp;rsquo;m going to call them, I don&amp;rsquo;t care what time of night it is.&amp;rdquo;  She said to the clock which was showing 3:30 AM.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Four Prison Cells</title><link>/stories/2014/08/06/four-prison-cells/</link><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2014 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2014/08/06/four-prison-cells/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Bunny was one of four friends that searched and explored old abandon buildings in and around the city of Oxford. Bunny was a lively and loud character with her long purple hair dropping over her beautiful face. Her large breasts popped out of her chest so did her perfect ass. She was just under 6ft and had a slim and trimmed body. Bunny was dressed in a rock and roll style with black leggings and a leather jacket. She was also wearing white converse shoes and white Animal T-shirt. Bunny was one hell of a good looking girl.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary</title><link>/stories/2011/12/12/mary-mary-quite-contrary/</link><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2011/12/12/mary-mary-quite-contrary/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With sil-&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Mrs. Smythe?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mary whirled.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Oh! I&amp;rsquo;m sorry if I startled you.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mary smiled.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;No, no, dear, that&amp;rsquo;s all right.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;I&amp;rsquo;m Edna Lambe from the university extension.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Yes, dear.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;I was wondering if I could talk with you for a few minutes. You have a reputation for growing prize-winning produce and I was wondering if you would share your secret. All in the name of science you understand.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary</title><link>/stories/2011/12/12/mary-mary-quite-contrary/</link><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2011/12/12/mary-mary-quite-contrary/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With sil-&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Mrs. Smythe?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mary whirled.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Oh! I&amp;rsquo;m sorry if I startled you.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mary smiled.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;No, no, dear, that&amp;rsquo;s all right.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;I&amp;rsquo;m Edna Lambe from the university extension.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Yes, dear.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;I was wondering if I could talk with you for a few minutes. You have a reputation for growing prize-winning produce and I was wondering if you would share your secret. All in the name of science you understand.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Tales From The Psych Ward 4: Cassandra</title><link>/stories/1/01/01/tales-from-the-psych-ward-4-cassandra/</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/1/01/01/tales-from-the-psych-ward-4-cassandra/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;(story continues from &lt;a href="talesfrompsychward3.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tales From The Psych Ward 3: The Mind of a Witness&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Part 4: Cassandra&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was &amp;ldquo;in house&amp;rdquo; after a security guard went ape shit and called 911 when I went catatonic while standing in a clothing isle in the store. Maybe if I had been in the men&amp;rsquo;s section, or at least not in front of a full display of female thong underwear, he wouldn&amp;rsquo;t have been so upset. The fact that most of my clothing suddenly disappeared may also have had something to do with it. I came out of it totally OK and lucid, but once the EMTs and the police were involved, a short stay at the ward was inevitable.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>