<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Woody on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/woody/</link><description>Recent content in Woody on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><atom:link href="/authors/woody/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Binding Connection</title><link>/stories/1/01/01/binding-connection/</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/1/01/01/binding-connection/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Patrick stuck the taser to
Dee Dee, the oldest of the three in the backseat.  She flopped while
her sister Cheryl screamed and pawed at Patrick.  Cheryl tried to
open the door on her side.  They already had told them the door was
broke, jammed in place.  On the other side Robin tried to get out,
but her door was up against the wall of the abandoned gas station Billy
had pulled into.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>