<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Wingatn on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/wingatn/</link><description>Recent content in Wingatn on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2013 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/wingatn/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Wrapped for Eternity</title><link>/stories/2013/10/30/wrapped-for-eternity/</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2013 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2013/10/30/wrapped-for-eternity/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;A Halloween Special 2013 Tale&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Watch the balls!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“If you insist! I LOVE watching your balls. I love watching every part of you.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Dammit Billy! Why do you have to wrap every single part? I can’t go out like that anyway.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“But it feels nice doesn’t it? I did my own the same way. Under that bulge my cock’s rammed into a nice tight tube. Every time I breathe it works it’s way in and out. Craaazy!”&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Caught up in his Work</title><link>/stories/2013/07/02/caught-up-in-his-work/</link><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2013 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2013/07/02/caught-up-in-his-work/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;A story from an old disk I forgot I had. I didn’t have access to the internet yet so I didn’t know other people were into stuff like this. My only inspiration was ‘News of the Weird’, Weekly World News’, and various ‘strange but true books so I wrote the kind of news stories I’d like to see.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(A.P.-Mexico) When workers loading boxes of ironing boards onto trucks outside a factory in Monterey, Mexico heard something rustling inside one of the boxes they first thought it was a rat but instead found factory worker Raphael Orega – naked, wrapped in clear plastic, wedged into a stack of similarly wrapped ironing boards, sealed in a corrugated cardboard box, and ready to ship. The hapless worker had been trapped in there for almost two days and was en route to a wholesaler in Belgium.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>