The Christmas Gift
(This is a true story. Some of the dialogue maybe romanticized, but the basis is fact.) My wife has recently been talking to me about how she is worried that I will cheat on her because of all of the travel my new job entails. At first I shrugged off her worries as ridiculous, mainly because I did not think that I was good enough looking to cause that kind of attention from the female population. That is to say that I wasn’t going to look for it, so it was going to have to come to me. ...