Wallace on Gromet's Plaza Archive

The Visitor

Tue, 10 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000

The Visitor by Wallace THE VISITOR by Wallace

How did that old TV series start?

A deserted diner on a lonely road…

Something like that wasn’t it?

“The Invaders.”

People from another planet who arrive on this one to take it over.

Don’t they always?

Well the A23 wasn’t exactly lonely that night but it wasn’t teeming with life either and it wasn’t a diner. I don’t think there are too many of them in East Sussex; in fact it was another vehicle. What appeared to be a deserted vehicle …I’m getting ahead of myself I suppose.

The Slave - Day 5

Mon, 26 Aug 2002 00:00:00 +0000

8 8 The Slave (Day Five)

part 1a by Wallace

Letting go of Sheila’s hands, leaving her standing silent and alone, Rosie and Chrissie moved smartly to stand either side of Sarah. They immediately began to unbutton the sides of the white cotton shift she was wearing. There were buttons along the shoulders as well. When they had undone them, the shift fell away from her body and landed in a puddle of white cloth at her feet. Sarah was naked. She stood in front of Linda unashamed, her plump body pale in the flickering candle light, her breasts large, her nipples erect, the area between her legs cleanly shaven like the rest of her body, her outer lips clearly defined.

The Slave - Day 5

Mon, 26 Aug 2002 00:00:00 +0000

8 8 The Slave (Day Five) by Wallace

This is odd. In some ways it parallels Jenny’s “Why we do it”, but it’s been rattling around in my head for weeks. Honest Jenny, it really has. It’s an excerpt from something that will, eventually, be a lot larger but this seemed as good a time as any to give it an airing.

THE SLAVE (DAY FIVE)

FRIDAY JULY 19th – 7.00 AM.

Don’t Try This

Wed, 01 May 2002 00:00:00 +0000

8 8 Don’t try this at home - Part 1 by Wallace

Oh shit shit shite shit! And shit again.I always have to be clever don’t I/ I have these bloody wonderful blopdy ideasd that are so blopdy clever…@

Until I actually7 try them out that is…<

Oh bollocks bnollocks and double hollocks.

What’s really pissing me off ast the moment is that I don’t even know wether what I’m writing is coming out or not . for all I know I could be tryp oops typing that’st better.I think. What was I saying oh yes I cann feel the keys and I thinlk my fingers are in the right place b7t for all I know I could bne typing complete gibbertish!

Don’t try this 3

Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000

8 8 Don’t try this at home - Part 3 by Wallace

OOHH. I fell asleep! I feel all quiet and peaceful like I’ve been dreaming of ponies and bunnies in a little sunlit field with… Ow my neck hurts! Must have slept with it on one side.. Oh and I think I might want a pee soon. Oh God my arse hurts! So much for ponies and bloody bunnies….

Don’t try this2

Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000

8 8 Don’t try this at home - Part 2 by Wallace

I really could go a packet of crisps right now; Cheese and Onion would be nice. Well I can’t get a fuck so I might as well eat…. Eating, Fucking and Sleeping. Oh and Shopping and having rows with rude bloody people on the checkouts, and feeding the cats, oh and defleaing the cats. Where DO they come from? They don’t go out. Is there a sign outside our door that says in flea “There’s a couple of silly cats in here with a pair of sillier owners who would just love you to come in and live off them for a few weeks. Bring a tooth brush?”