<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Victoria’s Little Secret on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/victorias-little-secret/</link><description>Recent content in Victoria’s Little Secret on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/victorias-little-secret/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>An Unexpected Change</title><link>/stories/2008/09/26/an-unexpected-change/</link><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2008/09/26/an-unexpected-change/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Come on Michael&amp;hellip; Please&amp;hellip;&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;There is no way I’m dressing like a girl so I can go and collect your award. Why don’t you ask one of your female friends to help you out?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;You know that all the chicks I hang out with are nice and all, but I couldn’t trust any of them.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Anyway, I’ve got a broken leg and I can’t collect my award looking that way besides you helped me win this award so really it’s yours as well.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>