<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Twisted Smile on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/twisted-smile/</link><description>Recent content in Twisted Smile on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/twisted-smile/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Sophie and Mark</title><link>/stories/2026/05/30/sophie-and-mark/</link><pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2026/05/30/sophie-and-mark/</guid><description>&lt;h3 id="6-stretches"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6. Stretches&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Come on baby, just a little more…&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was being punished.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;… Stop whining, it&amp;rsquo;s not that hard.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;I can&amp;rsquo;t…&amp;rdquo; What did I do to deserve this? &amp;ldquo;I&amp;rsquo;m too tight!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Fine.&amp;rdquo; She let go of my wrists, and I slumped, flat onto my back. &amp;ldquo;I&amp;rsquo;m gonna make us a brew.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I really did try my best. But you can&amp;rsquo;t fix decades of bad posture in an afternoon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;I WILL have you touching your toes by bedtime.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Sophie and Mark</title><link>/stories/2026/05/17/sophie-and-mark/</link><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2026/05/17/sophie-and-mark/</guid><description>&lt;h3 id="5-spaniels"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5. Spaniels&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;h4 id="springer"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Springer&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Do you need help finding anything?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Joan was a sweet, older, Welsh lady. She didn&amp;rsquo;t deserve having to deal with a couple of horny idiots.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But every sub needs a good collar, right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We bought our first collar off the bad website. It was cheap, and flimsy, and just a little too tight (almost like they design sex collars with women’s necks in mind). We could do better. But we weren&amp;rsquo;t quite ready to go full fetish shop; a bit too pricey for a couple of enthusiastic beginners.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Sophie and Mark</title><link>/stories/2026/04/26/sophie-and-mark/</link><pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2026/04/26/sophie-and-mark/</guid><description>&lt;h3 id="4-steer"&gt;4. Steer&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;h4 id="yeehaw"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Yeehaw&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Too much…&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;rsquo;d opened the door to find Sophie in a pink, bedazzled cowboy hat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;…t&amp;rsquo;s from Zara&amp;rsquo;s hen-do.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I snorted. &amp;ldquo;Get in here,&amp;rdquo; and pulled her inside, and gave her a squeeze.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We didn&amp;rsquo;t get together at my place that often. I mean, I lived in a ‘modest’ flat, and she had a whole damn house. But a change of scenery is always nice, and there was an excellent Indian take-away just up the road.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Sophie and Mark</title><link>/stories/2026/04/18/sophie-and-mark/</link><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2026/04/18/sophie-and-mark/</guid><description>&lt;h3 id="3-scrabble"&gt;3. Scrabble&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It all started - as all the best stories do - with too much alcohol.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h4 id="revelation"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Revelation&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Clubbing wasn&amp;rsquo;t my thing, but Lottie insisted,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;It&amp;rsquo;s my birthday!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And so, we drank, we danced, we laughed, we drank. It was a good night, to be fair. And as it got close to midnight, we set out in search of food, stuffed our faces with greasy, delicious kebabs, and then settled in a quiet pub to wind down.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Sophie and Mark</title><link>/stories/2026/04/05/sophie-and-mark/</link><pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2026/04/05/sophie-and-mark/</guid><description>&lt;h3 id="2-stamina"&gt;2. Stamina&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;h4 id="caught"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Caught&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;It&amp;rsquo;s called a chastity cage,&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The name sounded vaguely familiar.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;…and it&amp;rsquo;s going to help you with your self-control.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She opened a drawer in the workbench and pulled out a set of keys. Were they in there the whole time? Then, climbing up on the bench, she unlocked the cuffs. My tired arms slumped. I pulled the ballgag out of my mouth, not even bothering to unbuckle it; just let it hang wet around my neck. I dropped to the floor, my hands shaking as I desperately released my ankles.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Sophie and Mark</title><link>/stories/2026/04/05/sophie-and-mark/</link><pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2026/04/05/sophie-and-mark/</guid><description>&lt;h3 id="1-set-up"&gt;1. Set-up&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Stand over here for me, legs apart…&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I lined up my feet with the cuffs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;How does that stance feel? Is it awkward, uncomfortable?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Maybe a little wide…?&amp;rdquo; I said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She repositioned the chains, moving the cuffs closer together.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Yeah, that&amp;rsquo;s better,&amp;rdquo; I said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Good, good. Hands above your head…? Yeah, that looks okay.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I nodded.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Alright, pretty self-explanatory: ankles go in those ones, hands in the handcuffs, blindfold over your eyes, ballgag in your mouth. Obviously, do those last two before the handcuffs.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>