<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Tapp on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/tapp/</link><description>Recent content in Tapp on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/tapp/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Tis at the Fair</title><link>/stories/2009/06/06/tis-at-the-fair/</link><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2009/06/06/tis-at-the-fair/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Today Tis is a Japanese school girl. Who knew what she would be tomorrow? You see Tis wasn&amp;rsquo;t like most people, in fact as far as she knew, she wasn&amp;rsquo;t like anybody else. And I don&amp;rsquo;t mean in the &amp;lsquo;you&amp;rsquo;re special&amp;rsquo; kind of way a mother tells her children. When I say Tis wasn&amp;rsquo;t like most other people I&amp;rsquo;m referring to her astounding ability to alter all known natural laws. In short Tis was a witch. She didn&amp;rsquo;t go around offering things to the devil or communing with nature either. She was a witch by the standards of the worse cult classic stereotype ever invented. She simply used magic in anyway she pleased.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>