/authors/scoopdoop/Recent content in Scoopdoop on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usMon, 06 Aug 2012 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2012/08/06/wifes-garbage/Mon, 06 Aug 2012 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2012/08/06/wifes-garbage/<p>I had convinced my wife to bag me up for a day while she cleaned up the house. Well I seemed to have done more convincing than I thought (or I really pissed her off).</p> <p>She started out Friday night by tightly wrapping my knees to my chest and my arms by my side with plastic wrap. Then she stuffed her sock in my mouth and duct taped my mouth shut. After that she rolled me over to a big 64 gallon black contractor bag and sat me down in the middle then pulled the sides up over my head and placed the folding flaps over me to block my vision of outside the bag.</p>