/authors/s-bright/Recent content in S Bright on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usFri, 05 Sep 2003 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2003/09/05/self-mummification-gone-wrong/Fri, 05 Sep 2003 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2003/09/05/self-mummification-gone-wrong/<p>I just thought I would send you this true story of a self mummification gone wrong.</p> <p>Basically I had been mummifying myself for a few years, almost exclusively with cling film, but I had never really managed to get myself completely sealed airtight. I was lucky enough to come across a huge roll of pallet wrap where I worked and I managed to hide it in my car. I decided that this was my opportunity to do a full wrap. I realised that it was going to be very difficult wrapping myself with such a large roll of plastic, so on my way home I purchased a 250 metre roll of cling film from the supermarket.</p>