/authors/quackenbushe/Recent content in Quackenbushe on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usMon, 24 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2011/01/24/dumpster-stories/Mon, 24 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2011/01/24/dumpster-stories/<p>My first time in a dumpster was a number of years ago, probably when I was in my early teens. I would climb into this one dumpster and play among the bags of trash, but that never really satisfied whatever it is that makes me lust for trash.</p> <p>As I&rsquo;ve grown older&ndash;I&rsquo;m about to turn 27&ndash;my lust for trash has become a love. I love everything about it&hellip; The smell, the feel, the experience. On various occasions I have been in the throes of passion with a bag of garbage. One particular time, I actually ate some of the lettuce that was in a bag of garbage. It was delicious!</p>