<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Plastic Woman on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/plastic-woman/</link><description>Recent content in Plastic Woman on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><atom:link href="/authors/plastic-woman/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Plastic Satisfation</title><link>/stories/1/01/01/plastic-satisfation/</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/1/01/01/plastic-satisfation/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;You come home from a &amp;ldquo;hard&amp;rdquo; day at work and are really tense. 
You ask if I can possibly give you a shoulder/neck massage.  I tell
you that I have a better idea and then ask you to strip.  You go to
the bedroom and disrobe, while I am setting up in our dining room. 
We have these wonderful wooden chairs, with cutwork backs and very polished
oak seats.  (In reality, I have 1930&amp;rsquo;s chairs with handmade needlepoint
seat covers, made by my mother).  The lights are dimmed in the room
and you stand in the doorway, nervously fidgeting with you feet. 
I tell you to come over and get your surprise.  You agree, only to
see that I have a number of items on the table, ready to use.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>