<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Oneropetown on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/oneropetown/</link><description>Recent content in Oneropetown on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/oneropetown/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Stupid</title><link>/stories/2011/11/08/stupid/</link><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2011/11/08/stupid/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;It was a stupid idea to begin with. It was Thursday, I had nothing better to do, and my roommate had already moved out for the summer. I had needed some sort of break having taken two exams back to back. Since I didn’t want to do anything until I at least had tried to do some laundry, I decided to take out almost my entire collection of handcuffs. I left my thumb cuffs and a pair of cuffs with broken double locks.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>