<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>One Strange Guy on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/one-strange-guy/</link><description>Recent content in One Strange Guy on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sun, 07 May 2017 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/one-strange-guy/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>The Box</title><link>/stories/2017/05/07/the-box/</link><pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2017/05/07/the-box/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;While the cat’s away, the mice will play! Well, not really, it is just a night out with the guys. I pulled into the driveway quietly humming to myself. Something seemed a little off as I opened the front door and let myself in. It’s just that the wife’s away for a week on a business trip, I rationalized to myself. As I walked into the house I glanced into the living room, for no particular reason, only to see Karen sitting there reading a book. “It’s about time you got home,” she admonished. I knew that Karen was somewhat of a switch, but today clearly Karen was in Dom mode, and that meant trouble for me.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>The Box</title><link>/stories/2010/09/18/the-box/</link><pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2010/09/18/the-box/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;While the cat’s away, the mice will play! Well, not really, it is just a night out with the guys. I pulled into the driveway quietly humming to myself. Something seemed a little off as I opened the front door and let myself in. It’s just that the wife’s away for a week on a business trip, I rationalized to myself. As I walked into the house I glanced into the living room, for no particular reason, only to see Karen sitting there reading a book. “It’s about time you got home,” she admonished. I knew that Karen was somewhat of a switch, but today clearly Karen was in Dom mode, and that meant trouble for me.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>