/authors/mr-hymie/Recent content in Mr Hymie on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usSat, 15 Dec 2018 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2018/12/15/whats-the-matter/Sat, 15 Dec 2018 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2018/12/15/whats-the-matter/<p><strong>What&rsquo;s the matter? or The Tugging!</strong></p> <h2 id="jane">Jane</h2> <p>The ship was ancient, even by The Empire&rsquo;s standards. Yet more startling than its age, was that it was still active. Its computer systems lived, its air circulated, the hull whole. After millions of years lost, adrift, even the hull should decay due to the very half life of its atoms, but no. The hull was hale and healthy, it even shined with a gleam of newness. Hell, even the lavatory was clean.</p>/stories/2013/04/09/hoisted-by-my-own-petard/Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2013/04/09/hoisted-by-my-own-petard/<p>This story comes from a series of forum posts. In as such, it is split into several mini-chapters.</p> <p>Enjoy!</p> <hr> <h2 id="chapter-1">Chapter 1</h2> <p>Why?</p> <p>Why did this have to happen. I&rsquo;ve had my ability to concentrate, to think, stripped from me.</p> <p>I&rsquo;m constantly aroused. I&rsquo;m unable to control myself, and every day &ndash; all day long, I have no control over my life.</p> <p>This is like the worst case of PSAS possible.</p>