<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Morton Mork on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/morton-mork/</link><description>Recent content in Morton Mork on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/morton-mork/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Diving goes Wrong</title><link>/stories/2012/10/02/diving-goes-wrong/</link><pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2012/10/02/diving-goes-wrong/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;NB: English is not my first language so please forgive any mistakes - please enjoy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last weekend a dive tour goes nearly wrong. It was an unplanned stay in a compactor in an Apartment complex. What I previously not have considered that the complex was very big and the compactor they use have arms to lift dumpsters. Thats what i know today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was 10 at the evening as i slipped in the nearly empty compactor througt the open ram. I expected that no one would be working at this time of the evening. So i make my dream run and all was ok.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>