<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Mila v and Elgelg on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/mila-v-and-elgelg/</link><description>Recent content in Mila v and Elgelg on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/mila-v-and-elgelg/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Lie Back And Think Of England</title><link>/stories/2022/10/10/lie-back-and-think-of-england/</link><pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2022/10/10/lie-back-and-think-of-england/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;I hope I don&amp;rsquo;t have to kill him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He&amp;rsquo;s walking towards me, maybe 50m away now. The single light on the loading bay to my left is not helping much, but his body language is still wrong, he&amp;rsquo;s tensed up, walking fast and leading with his right shoulder.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Oi, dipshit. Calm the fuck down, ok?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I shout it loud enough for him to hear easily. He stops as if he&amp;rsquo;s run out of power, then he looks around as if confused. Daft cunt.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>