<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>LonelyDumpster on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/lonelydumpster/</link><description>Recent content in LonelyDumpster on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/lonelydumpster/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Dumpster Diving With My Girlfriend</title><link>/stories/2020/02/24/dumpster-diving-with-my-girlfriend/</link><pubDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2020/02/24/dumpster-diving-with-my-girlfriend/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Me and my girlfriend Lara met for the first time a couple of months ago, and it was immediate chemistry. Our personality seems to be perfectly matched. One of the things that impressed me about her was that she wasn’t disgusted by the trash. One time, we were at her place (she still lives with her parents and her little brother) and opening the lid of the food waste bin she saw that his brother had thrown the cellophane of his new phone in there. Without any problem, she dug with her bare hand in the mug, taking way too much time for grabbing it and messing around with the waste.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>