<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Lisa on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/lisa/</link><description>Recent content in Lisa on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2017 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/lisa/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Annoying Slave</title><link>/stories/2017/02/18/annoying-slave/</link><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2017 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2017/02/18/annoying-slave/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;As a first time writer, I should introduce myself. My name is Lisa and I&amp;rsquo;m 5 ft 5 inches with a 38C bust for all you size queens out there. I am happily married to my &amp;ldquo;I&amp;rsquo;m not a slave&amp;rdquo; hubby and we reside in the lovely never snowy lands of South Florida. We had heard of a new play party venue which was going to occur inside a strip club on a Saturday night. The ground floor was going to be your normal strip club full of scantily clad women and the upper floor was going to accommodate the real play party. Being a woman, I&amp;rsquo;ve never been inside a strip club and wanted to see why men like going to these establishments.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Matter Transporter Mistake</title><link>/stories/2010/01/30/matter-transporter-mistake/</link><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2010/01/30/matter-transporter-mistake/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;There was a faint popping sound as Mark materialised in his ex-wife’s house. It was hard to imagine that he had once lived here with her before she had a string of affairs and then kicked him out. He’d never quite worked out why she ended up with the house, the car, all the furniture when she’d been the one who’d been unfaithful. Still, that had been two years ago and now it was pay back time. Mark looked around the room but he couldn’t see a thing as it was pitch black. He double checked the co-ordinates on his hand held display unit.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>