/authors/learning-why/Recent content in Learning Why on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usMon, 04 Mar 2019 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2019/03/04/advanced-pussycat/Mon, 04 Mar 2019 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2019/03/04/advanced-pussycat/<p>My father in law was out of town and it was my job to go to his house and feed the cat.</p> <p>Lonesome cats need some personal attention so I figured I would hang around a while to give her some company.</p> <p>The bed in my father in law&rsquo;s house is a fancy king size with smooth steel bars at the foot of the mattress and nice wooden posts at the head. This is such a great opportunity, I decided I can tie myself up for a while and keep the kitty company at the same time. I took my clothes off. Using some soft flat nylon rope, I tied my feet to the bars at the foot of the mattress. Then tied rope to each wrist. I could almost reach the corner posts at the head; but not quite. I threw the rope over the posts so my arms were now stretched out to the corners.</p>