<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Latex Mummy on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/latex-mummy/</link><description>Recent content in Latex Mummy on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/latex-mummy/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Make the Bed</title><link>/stories/2009/07/28/make-the-bed/</link><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2009/07/28/make-the-bed/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Would you please make the bed&amp;rdquo; my wife asked.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;NO&amp;rdquo; I sternly told my wife&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After all I had already done like the dishes, laundry, folded the laundry, cleaned the house she was going to make the bed. She wasn&amp;rsquo;t very happy and of course that started a war and after it was all said and done she made the bed. Yea give it up for the guys right sticking up for themselves. With that she said, &amp;ldquo;Just wait you&amp;rsquo;ll pay for that&amp;rdquo;!&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>