<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Kristjan on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/kristjan/</link><description>Recent content in Kristjan on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/kristjan/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Fantastic Lava Cake</title><link>/stories/2018/12/10/fantastic-lava-cake/</link><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2018/12/10/fantastic-lava-cake/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;I have heard you have a fantastic lava cake.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Quite correct, it is rather legendary.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Excellent, I&amp;rsquo;ll have it.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Good choice, Sir, what about you, Madam?&amp;rdquo;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You seem conflicted as we had a big main course and you wanted to watch your weight over the weekend after all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Would you bring us two spoons so we can share?&amp;rdquo;, you finally ask.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Very well.&amp;rdquo;, The waiter scuttles off and I raise my eyebrows at you.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>The Severe Consequences of a Missed Gym Workout</title><link>/stories/2018/07/07/the-severe-consequences-of-a-missed-gym-workout/</link><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2018 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2018/07/07/the-severe-consequences-of-a-missed-gym-workout/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;You have been to the fitness club twice now and the first few times are always the hardest.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;It would be really nice if I could keep this up for a few months&amp;rdquo;, you contemplate after the latest workout.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Well, I&amp;rsquo;ll help if I can. Tell you what, every time you work out I&amp;rsquo;ll reward you with sex afterwards.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;What!? How is that a reward!? You&amp;rsquo;re the one getting some.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>