Kristjan

“I have heard you have a fantastic lava cake.” “Quite correct, it is rather legendary.” “Excellent, I’ll have it.” “Good choice, Sir, what about you, Madam?”. You seem conflicted as we had a big main course and you wanted to watch your weight over the weekend after all. “Would you bring us two spoons so we can share?”, you finally ask. “Very well.”, The waiter scuttles off and I raise my eyebrows at you. ...

You have been to the fitness club twice now and the first few times are always the hardest. “It would be really nice if I could keep this up for a few months”, you contemplate after the latest workout. “Well, I’ll help if I can. Tell you what, every time you work out I’ll reward you with sex afterwards.” “What!? How is that a reward!? You’re the one getting some.” ...