/authors/jason-dance/Recent content in Jason Dance on Gromet's Plaza ArchiveHugoen-usMon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2011/12/12/jds-version-of-the-blob/Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000/stories/2011/12/12/jds-version-of-the-blob/<p>Joanna switched off the CD player, wound the windows up and got out of the car. One of her neighbours passed by and yelled “Hey Joanna! Looking good as always!” She turned, laughed and said, “Thank you, Mike! But I’ve had better days!”</p> <p>“Good day, today?”</p> <p>“Hectic.”</p> <p>“Ahh no, sorry to hear that. Maybe you should pop round my place for a bit and chill out. I’ve got a mountain of wine bottles at home!”</p>