<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Howitzer on Gromet's Plaza Archive</title><link>/authors/howitzer/</link><description>Recent content in Howitzer on Gromet's Plaza Archive</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="/authors/howitzer/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Rick &amp; Ilsa</title><link>/stories/2007/01/03/rick-ilsa/</link><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid>/stories/2007/01/03/rick-ilsa/</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Ilsa had gotten into one of those cleaning moods again. She&amp;rsquo;d finished working on the Greenstreet contract provisions and amendments early, emailed them back to the office, collected a congratulatory note from her manager (who had been sitting in the electronic mailbox again&amp;hellip;), and knocked off early. Since she had a nice little bonus coming from the company, and a few hours until Rick got home, she decided to ready the apartment for a little celebration. Most of the apartment was already nice and clean, really; while Rick was no neat freak, he did help around the house fairly often for a guy. In fact, Ilsa reflected, Rick had always been a stand-up guy, and not just in bed! So mostly her cleaning the already-clean apartment just represented her way of getting into a &amp;ldquo;domestic&amp;rdquo; mood, she supposed. Anyway, it took much less time than she expected. She still had plenty of time to order dinner from the gourmet deli. Ilse had many talents, none of which included cooking. Corporate law, computers, antique appreciation, pottery, taking care of fish, but not cooking. Let Laszlo&amp;rsquo;s provide the filet mignon with mushroom sauce, potatoes with chives, and buttered green beans almondine; she would supply the candlelight, the romance, and dessert&amp;hellip;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>